You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if ....

[silverado man]

You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if ....

 

·     You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

·  Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

·  You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

·  At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

·  You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

·  You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

·  The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

·  Wookies are offended by your B.O.

·  You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer.

·  You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

·  Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the

  dark side ... it'll be a hoot."

·  You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock

  thingy to get the barbecue grill to light

·  You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

·  You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

·  You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in

  through the window.

·  Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt

  had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

·  You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

·  You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood

  deck.

·  You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina

  scene.

·  Your business cards read "Cleatus, Jedi Master".

·  Your Y-wing fighter has a bumper sticker that reads "My other fighter

  is an X-wing".

·  You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.

·  You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

·  When your sister wears her metallic bikini, you insist she travels by

  clinging to you while swinging on a rope.

·  Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.

·  Your land-speeder has a bumper sticker that reads "Protected by

  ·     Smith & Wesson Light Sabers"

 

·     If you hear ... "Luke, I am your father ... AND your uncle !"

[gmcjoe]

 

 

[Guest Friz]

Gotta love it. 'Necks are everywhere!

[MarkD]

:baa: Whut!! :baa:

[gandolphxx]

Sounds about right to me, why is this posted here