Global Warming blunder?

[Larry]

World scientists met in Geneva, Switzerland today to discuss the greatest blunder in the history of mankind----the EPA rulings on Greenhouse gases.  Lack of greenhouse gases is resulting in the rapid freezing of Earth. A 132-year record cold was broken here in Troy, Michigan on 12-4-02. Expect more extreme cold as temperatures drop exponentially. The Great Lakes are expected to freeze solid by December 32. This could cripple the shipping and fishing industry in Michigan, but should increase sales of ice skates..

 

The following emergency actions are recommended to potentially reverse this cooling trend:

 

* Drive old vehicles with choke partially applied.

* Burn all tires from non-essential vehicles.

* Burn your spare tire.

* Remove converters from all vehicles even if OBDII equipped

* Burn used engine oil in your driveway.

* Run all gas motors (with choke partially applied.)  including lawn mowers, chain saws, etc.

* Burn your garbage and household trash in 55 gallon oil drums.

* Burn out old farm fencerows.

* Set abandon vehicles on fire.(make sure no one is inside trying to get warm)

* If you are in the market for a new vehicle, purchase a SUV or 4x4 truck with an engine of more than 5.3 liters....plus remove the converter and retrofit 2 3-barrel down draft carburetors from the originally equipped electronically controlled fuel injection fuel delivery system.

[BDBWTE]

I knew it...See you guys I've been ahead of everything already...lmao

[MarkD]

What day of the week does December 32 fall on???

[gandolphxx]

Same day as Christmas falls on

[RyanbabZ71]

i think he meant december 2032

[Torque Junkie]

I know this is an old topic, but LOL!!!!!

 

I would belive this, but it's simply not true.  People in Montana have been doing all of those things for years and it's still cold as sh*t up here! ;)