The GMTC story

[Jpshostr]

Jp finds a post that describes how things were way back when, over a week ago.  As he sits down to read it and catch up on old times, paco shows up at the door.

 

Continue on.....

[pacodiablo]

paco is drunk and has been smoking weed again.  

[Jpshostr]

Jp isn't surprised in the slightest.

[pacodiablo]

paco tries to sell jp altezzas for the combine.

[Chev4Ever]

Paco realized what he has bought which drove him to drink and smoke weed

[Jpshostr]

Jp asks Paco what the heck altezzas are.

[TheScaryGuy]

Scary pulls up in his truck.  Then the new gang in town shows up at JP's door....DA RICE BOyZz

 

JP goes to driveway with a dip in his mouth.

The BOyZz get out of their cars, 6 of them in each.  Paco laughs so hard he falls down.  Scary realizes that a old fashioned rumbles about to take place.  Scary (being so good in math) realizes the odds aren't good and calls Mervz on his cell, Mervz answers and arrives with General(so he can hold onto mervz cell phone) , Chev, roofer, and Kansas already for Da Rumble!

 

Scary Takes his glass pop bottle and throws it at the ricers cars.  Then....

[Chev4Ever]

One of the ricers grabs the bottle and tries to make some kind of new exhaust tip style that will sound even louder and less impressive than before!!

[Jpshostr]

After installation, the car still sound like its farting in a tin can.

[Guest Friz]

The Ricer Boys get mad, rev their fartmobiles to redline and begin doing brodies in JP's yard, but their cars aren't powerful enough to spin tires on grass so they leave shouting insults about Rednecks and Trucks.

[Jpshostr]

The Ricer Boys fail to see the large pothole in the lane as they are leaving since they are too busy shouting.  The car bottoms out and is left immoble.

[Kansas Kid]

Since the cars are stuck in the pothole, Kansas Kid decides to go get the fight he showed up for.  He easily whips the rice boys all by himself.

[Jpshostr]

Kansas Kid then wakes up from his nice nap.

[Chev4Ever]

So the get out set there overpriced security systems and continue shouting while walking down the street...

[Jpshostr]

Jp reminds them they have a long walk ahead of them if they plan to go back to town since Jp's house is in the middle of nowhere.