JOTD: Wisdom.

By Bad Bowtie2
March 27, 2014 in The Off-Topic Bar

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Bad Bowtie2

Posted March 27, 2014

I couldn’t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.

One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."

His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do..."

A fellow about my age (60), sitting a couple of stools down had also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her!! That'll put a stop to that crap!"

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