Ain't it the truth (joke)

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THREE STRANGERS AT A SMALL TERMINAL IN TEXAS ARE AWAITING THEIR FLIGHT.

> ONE

> IS A NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN HEADING TO OKLAHOMA.  ANOTHER, A LOCAL

> RANCHHAND

> ON HIS WAY TO FORT WORTH.  THE THIRD PASSENGER IS A FUNDAMENTALIST ARAB

> STUDENT, NEWLY ARRIVED FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.

> TO PASS THE TIME, THEY STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION AND THE DISCUSSION DRIFTS

> TO

> THEIR DIVERSE CULTURES.  SOON THE WESTERNERS LEARN THAT THE ARAB IS A

> DEVOUT, RADICAL MUSLIM.  THE CONVERSATION FALLS INTO AN UNEASY LULL.

> THE COWPOKE LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS AND TIPS HIS BIG

> SWEAT-STAINED HAT FORWARD OVER HIS FACE.

> FINALLY, THE NATIVE AMERICAN CLEARS HIS THROAT AND SOFTLY SPEAKS:  "ONCE,

> MY

> PEOPLE WERE MANY, NOW WE ARE FEW".

> THE RADICAL MUSLIM RAISES AN EYEBROW AND LEANS FORWARD, "ONCE MY PEOPLE

> WERE

> FEW," HE SNEERS, "AND NOW WE ARE MANY.  WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS?"

> THE TEXAN SHIFTS THE TOOTHPICK TO ONE SIDE OF HIS MOUTH AND FROM THE

> DARKNESS BENEATH HIS STETSON SAYS IN A DRAWL, "THAT'S 'CAUSE WE AIN'T

> PLAYED

> COWBOYS AND MUSLIMS YET................."  

[The SPEEDY]

I love it.

[General Lee 01]

Hmm, this one's "cutting it close".

[cowboy02]

Hum.............

 

I guess my Screen Name says It all.........

 

 

[MarkD]

OK guys, you can't be posting stuff like this while I am at work.

 

I laughed out loud!

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