Thnkgs that make you go ????

[bummed-n-Md]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze

these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

crisp which no decent human being would eat?

 

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

 

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point

to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going

to look up there anyway?

 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

dogs!

 

What do you call male ballerinas?

 

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

 

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

 

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he

just buy dinner?

 

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

 

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

 

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear

him, is he still wrong?

 

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in

the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint

somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the

same tune?

 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,

but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a$$?

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out

the window?

[k1500chevy97]

 

My freezer has a light