Redneck Sex Test

[JonesNTN]

Since most terms below are discussed in 8th grade sex ed.

 

Redneck Sex Test.

 

1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

True or False

 

2. Asphalt describes rectal problems.

True or False

 

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.

True or False

 

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.

True or False

 

5. The clitoris is a type of flower.

True or False

 

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.

True or False

 

7. Semen is a term for sailors.

True or False

 

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.

True or False

 

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.

True or False

 

10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

True or False

 

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Houston.

True or False

 

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

True or False

 

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

True or False

 

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

True or False

 

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

True or False

 

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.

True or False

 

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.

True or False

 

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

True or False

 

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

True or False

 

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.

True or False

 

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

True or False

 

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.

True or False

 

23. Pornography is the business of making records.

True or False

 

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

True or False

 

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve."

True or False

 

[pacodiablo]

LMAO!!!!! OMG that is great!!!

[The SPEEDY]

There all true, right?

[TROYROBO]

 

[cowboy02]

What's the scoring system?? I want to know how much redneck is in me.........

[bscottb]