Upper Management

[bummed-n-Md]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of

buffalo manure in the other.

 

He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

 

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

 

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in

one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it

with the shotgun, then just walks out.

 

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand

and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and

says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

 

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from

the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"

 

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper

management/sales position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the s**t, and

disappear for the rest of the day."

 

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sounds like some I know....

[melbertbloosfan]

 

My office is right outside the communal coffee urn, so I know first hand this joke strikes very near the truth. In fact, I clipped it and posted it on the wall beside the coffee. Gots lotsa laffs (somewhat uncomfortable chuckles from certain individuals - you know who you are!).

 

I loved it.

[The SPEEDY]

 

[greyghost03]