The pirate

[R Dogg 56]

A pirate walks into the bar, and he has a steering wheel in the crotch of his pants. He walks up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender slides him a brew, and curiosity sets in. He says to the pirate, "Hey, buddy. You know you have a steering wheel in your crotch, right?"

 

The pirate puts down his glass and says, as only a pirate can....

 

"Arrrgh, it's drivin me nuts"

 

 

Think about it.

 

 

 

 

[greyghost03]

 

[k1500chevy97]

 

[R Dogg 56]

See, this is exactly why I hate to tell jokes. I suck at it.

[Wingnut]

I thought it was pretty durn punny.

[JonesNTN]

Now that is comedy!