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cowboy02 Senior Enthusiast

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I really like the part that happens after you catch them............

 

I wonder how bad it would hurt to take a blast in the breast??

 

Where do they find the women that sign up for this stuff

MCourson Senior Enthusiast

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Well I have shot enough people in camo with my paintball gun. But never naked women.

GF7PE Enthusiast

GF7PE

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Ok that is the stupidest thing I have seen in a while!!! They should have eye protection!!!! A few years ago at one of our tourneys a ref lost an eye with goggles...granted he was itching his eye when he got hit

wonderl33t Enthusiast

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Getting hit in my camo hurts enough... I couldn't see taking hits stark ass naked... terrible.

BDBWTE Senior Enthusiast

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I dunno you give me $2500.00 per time to run around the woods naked. I would be there if I was a women. With a $1000.00 bonus not to get hit by a baller. Twice a day would be 5K per day not bad. I doubt anyone here makes that money.

MCourson Senior Enthusiast

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I dunno you give me $2500.00 per time to run around the woods naked. I would be there if I was a women.  With  a $1000.00 bonus not to get hit by a baller. Twice a day would be 5K per day not bad.  I doubt anyone here makes that money.

5 days a week, 52 weeks a year, thats 1.3 million. :thumbs: Id do it. :thumbs:

The SPEEDY Senior Enthusiast

The SPEEDY

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I dunno you give me $2500.00 per time to run around the woods naked. I would be there if I was a women.  With  a $1000.00 bonus not to get hit by a baller. Twice a day would be 5K per day not bad.  I doubt anyone here makes that money.

5 days a week, 52 weeks a year, thats 1.3 million. :thumbs: Id do it. :D

The day one hit your boys would be the last day though. :thumbs:

Wingnut Senior Enthusiast

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The day one hit your boys would be the last day though. :thumbs:

Shouldn't be a problem...I would take a couple of dozen in the hands before one got through to the "boys". :D

 

Sure they hurt like he!!, but for $2500...I would be willing to take a welp or two per day.

 

Not to mention the fact that, with that kind of pay, you could be on the other side of the balls -so to speak- quite a bit, and take your pain out on others, while fully clothed. :thumbs:

Jersey Tahoe LT Enthusiast

Jersey Tahoe LT

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I made the mistake of waring shorts to play one day. I had a point blank shot from someone behind me and got my inner thigh under the shorts. WOW :cheers: did that wake me up. It hurt like Heck. But if I were to be paid to do it I would. I was resting in my row boat one day with my shirt off and a buddy had his paintball gun on shore. An old splatmaster Pistol. Probably shot at 290 to 300 FPS. Hit my right on the Nipple. The pain is barley worth $2500. But I would still do it.

 

Later,

Brandon

MCourson Senior Enthusiast

MCourson

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I made the mistake of waring shorts to play one day.  I had a point blank shot from someone behind me and got my inner thigh under the shorts.  WOW :cool:  did that wake me up.  It hurt like Heck.  But if I were to be paid to do it I would.  I was resting in my row boat one day with my shirt off and a buddy had his paintball gun on shore.  An old splatmaster Pistol.  Probably shot at 290 to 300 FPS.  Hit my right on the Nipple.  The pain is barley worth $2500.  But I would still do it.

 

Later,

Brandon

We were playng speedball one day and comunication among my best wasnt the best. I asked one guy if I was clear to move up because I could not see a bunker that he could. Hey said yes and I preceded to move up. Well it wasn't clear and I got shot square in the boys. :eek: At least I was wearing camo and not anything lighter. Also that same day, I was behind a bunker and I poked up to see and my friend was waiting for me to look up, he shot a few balls and I went down. Well that day he was shooting blue and I was shooting yellow. Aparently he got a ball straight up my barel. It did not show on the outside, but after that game I thought it was odd that there was blue paint in my barel. I got home that night and started to clean my gun and there was blue paint all the way inside my gun up to the bolt. Lucky shot. :cheers:

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