Men... How to know if you are GAY

mjsmith1223 · August 20, 2003

Put this one in a seperate space since the langauge/subject may be a bit strong for the kiddies...

Men...How to know if you are GAY

Mike

Grand Haven, MI

greyghost03 · August 20, 2003

elboberino · August 20, 2003

Not gay at all. WOO HOO! I never had any doubts though.

MCourson · August 20, 2003

Wardster · August 21, 2003

TROYROBO · August 21, 2003

R Dogg 56 · August 23, 2003

100% Straight here. No doubt at all.

But..........

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger seat.

So.....that would mean that all guys who drive motorsports such as NASCAR, IRL, F1, WRC, and so on are all gay?

Or have I read into it too much?

rado · August 24, 2003

mjsmith1223 · August 25, 2003

100% Straight here. No doubt at all.

But..........

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger seat.

So.....that would mean that all guys who drive motorsports such as NASCAR, IRL, F1, WRC, and so on are all gay?

Or have I read into it too much?

You read too much into it. No mention is made of motorsports. Besides, they don't have cupholders, lunch or women in the car with them. This only applies to non-motorsports driving.

Mike

Grand Haven, MI

MarkD · August 25, 2003

MCourson · August 25, 2003

100% Straight here. No doubt at all.

But..........

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger seat.

So.....that would mean that all guys who drive motorsports such as NASCAR, IRL, F1, WRC, and so on are all gay?

Or have I read into it too much?

Well since I race an open cockpit vehicle the only place to put my other hand would be in the air and that would kill the aerodynamics. To every rule there is an exception.