Jump to content

Stock Investments


naskie18

Recommended Posts

If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

 

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

 

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

 

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

 

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program.

 

I call it my 401Keg program.

 

:sigh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Forum Statistics

    247.1k
    Total Topics
    2.6m
    Total Posts
  • Member Statistics

    335,466
    Total Members
    8,960
    Most Online
    Frank winn
    Newest Member
    Frank winn
    Joined
  • Who's Online   2 Members, 0 Anonymous, 578 Guests (See full list)



×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.