I/m going to be rich!!!!

[watz]

Email I finally recived:

 

FROM:MR JAMES MORGAN.

CHIEF AUDITOR MINISTRIE OF FINANCE ECONOMICS

COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC.

REPLY TO THIS [email protected]

 

 

Dear Good Friend,

 

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and

if

it might offend you without your prior consent and writing through this

channel.

 

I am JAMES MORGAN CHIEF AUDITOR MINISTRIE OF FINANCE ECONOMICS

COTONOU-BENIN

REPUBLIC.I got your information when I was searching for a

reliable,honest

and trustworthy person to entrust this business with.I was simply

inspired

and motivated to pick your contact from the many names and lists in the

web site.I wish to transfer the sum of $14,300,000.00 USD (Fourteen

Million

Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only.)into your personal

or

company`s bank account.

 

This fund was a residue of the over invoiced Industrial Contract bills

awarded

by MINISTRIE OF FINANCE ECONOMICS COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC to some

foreign

firms.This DEAL was deliberately hatched out and carefully protected

with

all the attendant lope holes sealed off.As the chief auditor,I have the

cooperation and mandate of the Financial Director and the Secretary. It

was my consensus to seek the assistance of a willing foreigner to

provide

us with the facilities to transfer this money out of West Africa.This

is

borne out of our beleive in the non-stable and sporous political nature

of this sub-region.

 

The original contractors have been duely paid by the Banque Centrale

Des

Etats De L`Afrique De L`Ouest (Central Bank of the West African

States)This

balanceis suspended in the escrow accounts awaiting claims by any

foreign

company of our choice.I intend to pay out this fund now as the

organisation

is winding up its activities. Based on the laws and ethics of

employment,we

as civil servants working under this organisation, are not allowed to

operate

a foreign account.This is the more reason why we needed your assistance

to provide an account that can sustain this fund for safe keeping and

our

future investment with your comprehensive advise,assistance and

partnership

in your country.

 

I have however agreed,as the account owner in this deal to allow you

40%

of the entire sum as compensation,why 55% will be held on trust for me

while

5% will be used to defray any incidental charges and cost if any,during

the course of the transactions. This transaction will be successfully

concluded

within 5-7 days if you accord us your unalloyed and due cooperation.You

should provide the followings.

 

NAME OF YOUR BANK....................................

ADDRESS OF THE BANK..................................

ACCOUNT NUMBER.......................................

BENEFICIARY?S NAME...................................

TEL/FAX NUMBERS OF THE BANK..........................

COUNTRY OF BANK......................................

YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER.............................

YOUR AGE.............................................

 

Upon the receipt of this informations,the certificate of job completion

of one of the contracts will be issued in your for the transfering of

the

fund to your nominated account without delay.As with the case of all

organised

(sensitive)and conspired DEALS,we solicit for our unreserved

confidentiality

and utmost secret in this business. We hope to retire peacefully and

lead

a honourable business life afterwards. There are no risks involved.

 

 

REPLY ASAP.

With regards.

MR JAMES MORGAN.

 

 

 

 

lol, I promptly sent him all my information and will be glad to share it with all on this board....

 

 

 

I finally got the hoax mail, I often wondered what I would do.... Shall I send random numbers? Shall I stop contributing to my 401 because I am soon to be rich? Shall I buy each of you a new truck? my oh my what will I do????

 

Got it hunt these gimps down that take advantage of some poor stiff to misinformed to know better and kill him, his family, his family dog, burn his house and string him up by is sack.... anyone with me?

[pacodiablo]

Mr. James Morgan wants my urgent assistance as well. You better not be trying to take my free money!

 

Check out...

http://ebolamonkeyman.com

[pacodiablo]

Just got this one today...

GREETINGS

 

 

MY NAME IS MRS HALIMA YUSUF, PERSONAL SECRETARY TO THE MANAGER CREDIT AND ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT ROYAL TRUST (&SECURITIES) BANK LIMITED (RTSBL) LAGOS- NIGERIA. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN RESPECT OF A FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO AMONG OF PEOPLE WHO PERISHED IN THE PLANE CRASH OF 31 OCTOBER 1999[WITH EGYPTIAN AIRLINE 990] WITH OTHER PASSENGERS ABOARD ON HIS WAY FROM NEW YORK. SINCE THE DEMISE OF THIS OUR CUSTOMER MR MOSTAFA AZIZ HESHAM  A FOREIGN BASE IMPORT AND EXPORT TYCOON HERE IN LAGOS NIGERIA .

 

I HAVE KEPT A CLOSE MONITORING OF THE DEPOSIT RECORDS AND ACCOUNTS SINCE THEN NO BODY HAS COME TO CLAIM THE MONEY IN HIS ACCOUNT AS NEXT OF KIN TO THE LATE MR MOSTAFA AZIZ HESHAM HAS ONLY$15.623.000.50(FIFTEEN MLLION,SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY-THREE THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS, FIFTY CENT ONLY) IN HIS A/C AND THE A/C IS CODED IT IS ONLY AN INSIDER THAT COULD PRODUCE THE CODE OR PASSWORD OF THE DEPOSIT PARTICULARS AND THE PROFILE.

 

AS IT STANDS NOW. THERE IS NOBODY IN THAT POSITION TO PRODUCE THE NEEDED INFORMATION OTHER THAN MY VERY SELF CONSIDERING MY POSITION IN THE BANK.BASED ON THE REASONS THAT NOBODY HAS COME FOR THE CLAIMS OF THE DEPOSIT AS NEXT OF KIN, I SEEK FOR YOUR COOPERATION TO USE YOUR NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DESEASED TO SEND THIS FUNDS OUT TO A FOREIGN OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNT FOR MUTUAL SHARING BETWEEN ME AND YOU ONLY AS I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH THE INFORMATION BECAUSE I HAVE REMOVED THE DEPOSIT FILE FROM THE SAFE .BY THIS DOING, WHAT IS REQUIRED FROM YOU IS TO SEND AN APPLICATION SEEKING CLAIMS OF THE DEPOSIT AS NEXT OF KIN TO THE LATE MR MOSTAFA AZIZ HESHAM

 

I WILL SEND YOU SPECIMEN OF APPLICATION AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM YOUR READINESS TO ASSIST ME MOVE THE FUNDS OUT OF THE VAULT OF OUR BANK. NOTE: THE BANKING RULES AND REGULATIONS IN THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT ALLOW SUCH DEPOSIT TO STAY MORE THAN THREE YEARS AS AN EXPERTRIATES A/C , IF THE DEPOSIT STAYS MORE THAN TOLD FIVE YEARS THE FUNDS WILL BE SENT TO THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT A/C AS UNCLAIMED DEPOSIT . IN VIEW OF THIS DEVELOPMENT I BEG FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND FULL CO-OPERATION TO COME AND LAY CLAIMED TO THIS DEPOSIT AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MR MOSTAFA AZIZ HESHAM THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVE IN THIS BUSINESS AS YOU WILL BE EQUIPED WITH ALL VITAL INFORMATION OF THE DEPOSIT AND THE A/C. YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN DOES NOT MATTER, WHAT MATTERS IS YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN HAVING ALL NECCESSARY INFORMATION TO BACK UP YOUR CLAIMS . NOTE THAT ALL MODALITIES? FOR A HITCH FREE TRANSACTION HAS BEEN PERFECTED FROM MY SIDE I WILL SUPPLY YOU WITH ALL THE A/C PARTICULARS.

 

 

I WILL NEED YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS COMPANY OR RESIDENTIAL SO THAT I CAN COMPUTERISE THEM TOTALLY WITH NEXT OF KIN COLLUM IN THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT.YOU CAN CLICK ON THIS WEB-SITE AND HAVE THE LOOK OF THE EVENT FOR MORE CONFIRMATION OF MR MOSTAFA AZIZ HESHAM AS ONE OF THE PASSANGER

 

http://www.cnn.com/US/9911/02/egyptair990....list/index.html

 

FINALLY I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE REQUEST FOR A FOREIGNER AS THE NEXT OF KIN IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND FOR THAT ONLY REASON A LOCAL CANNOT REPRESENT AS NEXT OF KIN.I HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THIS MONEY WITH YOU IN THE MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING OF 30%/60%YOU KEEP 30 WHILE I KEEP 60.AND 10% FOR THE SETTLEMENT OF ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENCES INCURRED BY ME AND YOU DURING THE COURSE OF THIS BUSINESS.

 

YOU HAVE MERITED THIS PERCENTAGE BECAUSE YOU WILL PROVIDE THE A/C WHERE WE SHALL FINALLY TRANSFER THE TRANASCTION WILL BE CARRIED OUT IN YOUR NAME.

 

INDICATE YOUR INTEREST ON THIS TRANSACTION ON PERSONAL

 

EMAIL:[email protected]

 

THANKS

MRS HALIMA YUSUF

[Mach5]

I get those all the time. I just click the box and hit the big SPAM button

[pacodiablo]

I'm gonna have some fun with the last one I got.

 

I set up a Hot Mail account and am posing as a Dodge owner named Beaufort who wants to provide urgent assistance to the scammer...this should be interesting.

[Frank S]

I get them quite often too but for some strange reason they never want to give me their account and routing numbers so I can take care of the transaction myself and lessen their burden during their time of major distress.

 

Jeez,try doing people a favor and they just won't trust you.

[General Lee 01]

Pfft, I get 10 of those per-day.

 

So, I'm Loo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oaded!

[Greg]

I will gladly share in your windfall. Please let me know when you are done modding your vehicles, both current and future, and let me know how much money is left.

[Shadowfax]

Speaking of having fun with this: Fun with Email Scam

[endo]

419eater.com!!!!

 

Seriously, if you love these scams, visit that site. Check out the "letters archive" and click on the "A fish is amiss" and the other one with "fish" in the name, you'll seriously LOL. They've also got tips on baiting the scammers.

[pacodiablo]

Dear  Beaufort,

No,you are wrong.It is not illegal money neither is  it a scam.It is simply

business which involves some level of cutting corners to get things done.The

risks are almost non-existent and the profit is very high.If you do partner with

me,i guaranttee that you would definitely make the good money,you most probably

have never made in your life.

Before i commence on the description of the deal,i would need your swift

response,confirming your readiness to work with us in this deal.

Please respond urgently.

Mrs.Floxy Page

 

This is the first scammer reply I have gotten.

 

I sent them an email from a Hotmail account to keep the clutter out of my inbox on my regular email account. This will likely be interesting. I'll reply to it later.

 

Here is "Beaufort's" original email to the scammer (after I got the scam email in my regular email)...

HI MY NAME IS BEAUFORT

>

> MY FRIEND SAID HE GOT AN EMAIL OR SUMTHIN FROM YOU AND THAT YOU NEEDED SOME

> ASSISTANCE WITH SOME ILLEGAL MONIES.  HE SAYS THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET

> INVOLVED BECAUSE HE THINKS ITS A SCAM. BUT I FIGURE THAT THERE ISNT NO RISK

> IN HELPIN YOU OUT WITH THE ILLEGAL MONIES.  LET ME KNOW IF I CAN HELP YOU.

[Wingnut]

PACO!!! You used a double negative in that email!!!

 

 

[pacodiablo]

  Dear Mr.Beaufort Johnson

 

Thanks for your kind respond to my mail, I so much appreciate your concern to help me relocate my late husband fund from Europe to your bank account, I will like to know more about you and i pray that the Lord will strengthen you and increase your knowledge and understanding to be able to carry along this work since I have no other next of kin to receive this money I made this covenant with my God that as soon as this fund get into your bank account I will make part of this donation for the uprising of his ministries and spreading of good news in the name of our Lord, because what I pass through in this crisis that happen my country whish affect my family including my husband I will never forget my God please do not let me down as I wish to establish long lasting relation ship with you.

 

With regards to your kind assistance to help me with the transfer, I wish to plead your indulgence that you will have notting to loose once the funds gets to your destinations as you will never regret your actions, because you will be the one who will advice  me with regards what viable venture to put the funds into

 

Furthermore, the transfer is 100 % legitimate and risk free and you will be handsomely rewarded and will have a cause to celebrate once the funds is successfully transferred to your destinations, so that you will arrange for me to come over to your country  to start new life again.

 

My name is Mrs.Floxy J.Page I will like you to forward your relevant identity and i will send mine too so that we may know each other, please I want you to keep this transaction top secret until the fund is be transferred and confirm into your nominated bank account, presently I am in the refugee camp passing through ugly situation and I do not have money to call you now, please do try your possible best to call me with the refugee cam telephone number +229-449-012 the name of the coordinator of the camp his Mr.Glory John Adams, when you call ask of Mrs.Floxy Page please I really need to talk with you and i believe you will never by any means let me down either now or in the future, as i am ready to establish long lasting relation with you as soon as my fund is confirm in your nominated bank account.hereby prove my sincerity to you by sending you the Certificate of Deposit and the Payment receipt of the deposit,it was given to me by my late husband before he was killed by the liberia rebels,please i want you to mentain the trust  i impose in you believing you will not disappoint me.

 

May i hereby remind you that aim a born again Christian who has the fear of the lord, as i do not believe in robbing peter to pay Paul. I will also be very pleased if you put all your true heart desire towards the fruitful realisations of the transfer as you will be the one to honestly advise me on how to manage the funds.

 

Please indicate your true state of mind as per the transfer, as i will advise you to immediately consult and contact my attorney for enquiries and directives as he is with the mandate to effect the transfer through the legal process on my behalf.

 

You can contact the lawyer through his direct address.

 

Phone,00229-77-60-30.Fax,00229-326884.

 

Name:Barr,Anthony Wells Email:[email protected]

 

Once again, I sincerely thank you for your kind help.

 

Stay blessed.

Mrs.Floxy Page

 

There was some BS document thing attached too.

 

I was going to post the Beaufort reply, but Hotmail didn't put it in the sent messages folder. It might show up in "Floxy's" reply. Basically Beaufort decides he wants to know Floxy better and includes pictures of himself and his wife, Yolanda, which I got from Uglypeople.com ('nuff said). I also put in some fake saying that I said was an old saying in Nebraska that goes something like "get to know the greasy prarie dog before you turn it loose" or something like that.

[GM GIMP]

Got it hunt these gimps down that take advantage of some poor stiff to misinformed to know better and kill him, his family, his family dog, burn his house and string him up by is sack.... anyone with me?

I hate gimps.

[pacodiablo]

Dear Beaufort Johnson

 

Thanks for your mail,please i am not in the position to take photoghrahp at this point that is why i attached to you my identity which you will find in one of the mail i sent you you.

 

I got your mail and you pic including your wife as you stated,God know the truth as i do know whom i am dealling with until we meet face to face after confirmation of the said amount into your nomlinated bank account,please i will want you to send you private contact phone so that i can call you to have heart to heart discssion,also you should establish contact with the attorney incharge of the documentation referring you as my late husband business partner and foreign investor.

 

There is no much time to waste because i am under going very bad situation please your urgent attention is highly needed to help me in any way you can to get the required documents from the ministry of justice and finance with the help of the appointed lawyer,i promise you that any financial assistance you render will be refund back to you upon the finanlization of the transaction.

 

Furnish me with blow information to enable me meet with the attorney to draft trust agreement.

 

Your international passpot copy.

 

Your contact address

 

With this i can ask the attorney to start the agreement which i he will send to you to sign and return for urgent expedition of the claim documents.

 

May God bless you

Mrs.Floxy Page

I'm kind of getting bored with this...I might just not reply or simply give them the ebolamonkeyman.com address or something.