Shorty

[General Lee 01]

Three girls are stranded on an island. A black hair, a burnette and a blonde hair.

 

 

The black haired one spots land a mile out. So they decided to take turns swimming there.

 

The black swims 1/2 way and drowns.

 

 

The brown swims 1/4 way and drowns.

 

 

 

The blonde swims 3/4 way, decides she's tired, and swims back.

[General Lee 01]

Another Shorty:

 

A guy wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a robber going through his drawer.

"What are you looking for," the guy asks.

"Money," the startled robber answers.

The guy turns over onto his side and answers, "If you find any, tell me"

[SlamminL5s]

Another Shorty:

 

A guy wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a robber going through his drawer.

"What are you looking for," the guy asks.

"Money," the startled robber answers.

The guy turns over onto his side and answers, "If you find any, tell me"

 

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lmao

[General Lee 01]

Another Short:

 

A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, "I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on."

 

The woman replied, "Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?"

 

The man replied, "No, I'm turning the heat off."