Stupid Cat

Shaners · July 5, 2001

My son and I were out on the roof (first floor) to watch the fire works and my wifes crazy cat snuck out with us... I told her not to worry because it wouldn't jump!!!

This is a big $$ Maine Coone Cat that never goes outside........

Well the dumn S.O.B. jumped off the freakin roof...

He's allright and the wife is allright, but what a fiasco while we're trying to watch the fireworks....

(lol lol lol (under my breath))

bowtiefan · July 5, 2001

LMFAO thats funny as #### stupid cat. Did he land on all fours like there suppose to lol.

MountaineerTom · July 5, 2001

Those are pretty cats. I'd love to have one, so would my wife. How much does it weigh? Glad to hear it (and your wife) are ok.

Shaners · July 5, 2001

He was laying in the yard when I went to the edge of the roof... I have no idea how the stupid thing landed... but it shook him up!!! My wife was freaking out when she saw him go over the edge!!

This is a cool cat because they are large and friendly and protective by breed... but it was comical when the big dude took the plunge!!!

I figured he'd be OK on the roof since he has only been outside once or twice in his four years... Oh well!!! LOL

bowtiefan · July 5, 2001

lmfao still. glad the cat and everybod yare alright.

Shaners · July 5, 2001

Quote: from MountaineerTom 99Z71 on 11:16 pm on July 4, 2001
Those are pretty cats. I'd love to have one, so would my wife. How much does it weigh?

Tom, I don't know what he weighs, but he is small for a Maine Coone... It may be because of his color... He is pure black!!! The name is Salem!!! If I had to guess, then I'd put him at 15 lbs....

General Lee 01 · July 5, 2001

I have a cat too.

I don't know what breed she is (Don't really care, it's a CAT LOL). But I like having her around. She does some wierd stuff though.

-She opens the Front Door BY HERSELF. (it's fun to watch her do so.

-We had a dog (again, don't remember the breed) in the kitchen and the dog would try to sneak out the kitchen if somebody had the Kitchen door open long enough. When the dog attempted to escape the cat would just open a can of whoop ass on the dog.

One day we went somewhere and while we were gone the dog had got out (somebody forgot to close the door, or somtething) and the cat got her on her ear and she retreated back to the kitchen and shook her head all over the place. How could we tell she shook her head all over the place?????We got back and found blood splattered all over the ceiling and cabnets.

This cat is something else..........

Shaners · July 5, 2001

This cat and our Collie are grea friends... I'm not sure that the cat doesn't think it is a dog, because we've had the Collie forever and the cat for about 4 years...

The dog taught it everything it knows, except for using the litter box!!! I've even caught the crazy feline drinking from the toilet!!!