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Women's Training Courses



The following Training courses are now available for women:


1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.


2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits


3. Combating The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New Shoes Everyday


4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until

After The Game.


6. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too


7. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His


8. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First


9. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking


10. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging


11. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire


12. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share


13. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up


14. Introduction to Parking


15. Introduction to Petrol


16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space


17. Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off


18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


19. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption


20. Cooking 2: How Not To Inflict Your Diet On Other People


21. PMS: Your Problem... Not His


22. Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To


23. Sex - It's For The Married Couple Too


24. Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes You Already Have


25. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


26. TV Remotes: For Men Only





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