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Women's Training Courses

 

 

The following Training courses are now available for women:

 

1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

 

2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits

 

3. Combating The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New Shoes Everyday

 

4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

 

5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until

After The Game.

 

6. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too

 

7. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His

 

8. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First

 

9. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking

 

10. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

 

11. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire

 

12. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share

 

13. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up

 

14. Introduction to Parking

 

15. Introduction to Petrol

 

16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space

 

17. Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off

 

18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

 

19. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption

 

20. Cooking 2: How Not To Inflict Your Diet On Other People

 

21. PMS: Your Problem... Not His

 

22. Dancing: Sober Men Don't Like To

 

23. Sex - It's For The Married Couple Too

 

24. Classic Clothing: Wearing Clothes You Already Have

 

25. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

 

26. TV Remotes: For Men Only

 

 

:D

John

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