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Second Door To The Right...


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A drunk guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "where's your bathroom?" The bartender replies, "second door to your right." So the guy wanders down the hallway and walks into the second door on the left. Ten minutes later, the bartender hears the guy screaming at the top of his lungs. He rushes over to where the man is and asks, "what's the matter?" The guy replies, "I don't know, but every time I try to flush, something pinches my balls!" The bartender turns on the lights and says, "look dumbass! You're sitting on a mop bucket!"

 

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