A Wedding Dress

[-Devil-]

Son asked his mother the following question:

 

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

 

The mother looks at her son and replies,

 

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

 

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

 

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

 

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

 

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

[C & A s Dad]

Yep, I am going to go tell my wife this one right away. I am sure she will get a real kick out of that. On the other hand, I will likely be the one to get the kick.

[pwall]

C&A: definitely advise you against sharing that joke with your wife. ;)

[-Devil-]

i dunno, she may like it ... but i would be suspicious if she comes home with new clothes for you ...

 

white tshirts

white jeans ...

white socks ...

[C & A s Dad]

C&A: definitely advise you against sharing that joke with your wife. ;)

 

Patrick, I hope you know I was Kidding around about telling her this joke. It would not go over at all at my house. Especially since she is a Stay at home Mom and Home Schools our children. She already feels like an appliance at times.

 

I read your post about your tune. Hope you can get it corrected.

[Costas1966]

I just told mine......she tried to hide the grin, and told me "yeah, right".....so it looks like I got away with it......we'll see later.....LOL!

[pwall]

C&A: definitely advise you against sharing that joke with your wife. ;)

 

Patrick, I hope you know I was Kidding around about telling her this joke. It would not go over at all at my house. Especially since she is a Stay at home Mom and Home Schools our children. She already feels like an appliance at times.

 

I read your post about your tune. Hope you can get it corrected.

 

Oh of-course!

 

I'm emailing Jesse now and see what he has to say regarding the tune. I have to go out of town today and it's gonna be painful without the tune installed.