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My little sunshine has been driving a H2 on loan from my dealer while we wait on her new G5 to come in and she had to take the dogs to the vet. And being dogs they get hair all over the truck, I promised the dealer I would give them the truck back clean also. So anyway at 8 in the goddamn morning I hear all sorts of noises coming from outside while I am getting my beauty sleep, I went out to see what the hell was going on and found her using the upright floor vac in the H2. It's not the dumbest thing she has done, like bleaching my LCD tv screen, throughing my fishing rod into the gulf, or bleaching the leather in my old GMT400 Suburban which turned to sude.

 

 

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Mine has too many to list...but damnit I love her and her goofy quirks ....even if my blood pressure hits 220 when she talks.

 

 

 

Oh and BTW I have the same vaccum...for pet hair ...works pretty good.

tobias Senior Enthusiast

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My little sunshine has been driving a H2 on loan from my dealer while we wait on her new G5 to come in and she had to take the dogs to the vet. And being dogs they get hair all over the truck, I promised the dealer I would give them the truck back clean also. So anyway at 8 in the goddamn morning I hear all sorts of noises coming from outside while I am getting my beauty sleep, I went out to see what the hell was going on and found her using the upright floor vac in the H2. It's not the dumbest thing she has done, like bleaching my LCD tv screen, throughing my fishing rod into the gulf, or bleaching the leather in my old GMT400 Suburban which turned to sude.

 

WTF? :cheers:

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P'cola Denali

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My little sunshine has been driving a H2 on loan from my dealer while we wait on her new G5 to come in and she had to take the dogs to the vet. And being dogs they get hair all over the truck, I promised the dealer I would give them the truck back clean also. So anyway at 8 in the goddamn morning I hear all sorts of noises coming from outside while I am getting my beauty sleep, I went out to see what the hell was going on and found her using the upright floor vac in the H2. It's not the dumbest thing she has done, like bleaching my LCD tv screen, throughing my fishing rod into the gulf, or bleaching the leather in my old GMT400 Suburban which turned to sude.

 

WTF? :cheers:

 

 

I have a Soney 42in HD LCD tv that she use bleach and water on to try to clean the screen. Not the LCD cleaner I have told her a million times to use. Anyway now it has a blue line and dots on the screen. Cost more to fix than the tv.

grampadirt Senior Enthusiast

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:D

What do you want to hear first, the dumb stuff my wife does, or the dumb stuff my girlfriend does?

 

:cheers:

 

huh? :-)

VMax2007 Senior Enthusiast

VMax2007

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What do you want to hear first, the dumb stuff my wife does, or the dumb stuff my girlfriend does?

 

:cheers:

 

huh?

 

 

Sorry, forgot we have old farts in here. :D

 

Read the thread topic. :D

VMax2007 Senior Enthusiast

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More pictures of the girlfriend! :cheers:

 

Pssssh, I would be a deadman if she knew this picture was here.

 

 

So it sounds like you have nothing more to lose.....post'em up!!! :D

Nick The Great Senior Enthusiast

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My little sunshine has been driving a H2 on loan from my dealer while we wait on her new G5 to come in and she had to take the dogs to the vet. And being dogs they get hair all over the truck, I promised the dealer I would give them the truck back clean also. So anyway at 8 in the goddamn morning I hear all sorts of noises coming from outside while I am getting my beauty sleep, I went out to see what the hell was going on and found her using the upright floor vac in the H2. It's not the dumbest thing she has done, like bleaching my LCD tv screen, throughing my fishing rod into the gulf, or bleaching the leather in my old GMT400 Suburban which turned to sude.

 

WTF? :D

 

 

I have a Soney 42in HD LCD tv that she use bleach and water on to try to clean the screen. Not the LCD cleaner I have told her a million times to use. Anyway now it has a blue line and dots on the screen. Cost more to fix than the tv.

 

 

Damn :cheers:

 

My TV is 5.5 feet off the ground. And the lady is only 5'3" tall. Good thing! :D

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