Answers To All Of Your Questions.

[Zembonez]

Here they are.

 

Answers to all of the questions you didn’t know you needed to ask. Finally.

 

Straight from the Office of the Crazy Clown:

 

 

• NO. Your favorite 13 inch wheels will not fit your new Z71. Go buy a surplus Pinto.
  
• YES. It's OK to install a plastic liner over your Line-X to protect it, plus a bedrug so your sissy knees don’t ache.
  
• NO. We don't know what kind of tire will work best on your Hillbilly roads. (Stop asking)
  
• NO. We don't know which Flowmaster is on the gift registry at your trailer park.
  
• YES. Jeff really will argue with a fence post... any fence post.
  
• NO. Your new Z71 is not going to get 25 mpg pulling a houseboat.
  
• YES. Everybody lies in the average fuel mileage threads. What did you expect?
  
• YES. A three inch lift will allow you to run 44 inch Gumbo Monster Mudder. Order them now.
  
• NO. We do not know what cat back system emits the perfect tone to your hot next door neighbor jump your bones.
  
• YES. It is OK to wash your truck and NOT post 400 pictures of it. Really… it is.
  
• NO. We do not know what black wheels will look best on your truck. Shut up.
  
• NO. It is NOT OK to click 43 times on the “post new topic” button because it isn’t working fast enough.
  
• NO. It is NOT OK to click 43 times on the “add reply” button because it isn’t working fast enough for you.
  
• NO. It is NOT OK to click 43 times on the “add reply” button because it isn’t working fast enough for you.
  
• NO. It is NOT OK to click 43 times on the “add reply” button because it isn’t working fast enough for you.
  
• NO. It is NOT OK to click 43 times on the “add reply” button because it isn’t working fast enough for you.
  
• YES. It is OK to go 39,852 miles between oil changes. In fact… We recommend it. Thank you.
  
• NO. Nobody has an update on your damn lint grabbing seats. Buy a lint $2.00 brush and shut up.
  
• YES. A CAI and Flowmaster 40 series will make an extra 300 horsepower on your 4.3. Just do it.
  
• NO. We do not know how much your 1966 Chevy Truck is worth. Idiot.
  
• YES. Any motor oil I choose is superior top any motor oil you choose. Get over it.
  
• NO. I do not have your %!@% VIN BUILD SHEET! Who are we… Houdini?
  
• NO. We do not know if you can spin the tires on your GMT900. What are you… 14?
  
• YES. It is OK to add a leveling kit. You will not void your neighbor’s warranty or hair lip the pope.
  
• NO. You do not want to know what we think of those wheels. Shut up.
  
• YES. The grinding noise in the front end is a bad wheel bearing. Fix it and shut up.
  
• NO. You can’t disable TPMS so a slow leak turn can turn into a blowout and cause a spectacular fiery crash.
  
• YES. There is a proper theft deterrent method for your truck. It’s called move to a better neighborhood.
  
• NO. We don’t want to see your whiny sniveling list of “issues” with your new truck. Shut up.
  
• YES. It is a TRUCK. It might ride rough, vibrate, or make a noise occasionally. Go buy a Buick. Shut Up.
  
• NO. There is not a light under the hood. There hasn’t been for years. Buy a flashlight.
  
• YES. Active fuel management is a cruel joke played on you by the evil GM. You have been had! Shut up.
  
• YES. If you let go of the wheel and your truck heads for Dunkin Donuts, you need an alignment.
  
• NO. The sky is not falling. Go see your therapist or go kill yourselfs. It’s your call.
  
• YES. We know GM’s sales were down for the year. So were everybody else’s. Shut up.
  
• NO. You really don’t need to ask us if you need to paint that chrome bug guard. Really.
  
• YES. Many GMT 900s now have drum brakes. Yes, they work just fine. Shut up.
  
• NO. We don’t care if your GMT 900 is special and has disc brakes. So what? Shut up.
  
• NO. It is not OK to use the work FAWK ever again. Not even once.
  
• YES. Anyone who gets the “Hot Women” closed down will be severely dealt with.
  

 

 

I’m sure there are more.

 

Anybody care to add to the list?

[tobias]

Classic.

[VMax2007]

Classic.

 

Don't you mean "obs" daddy?

[tobias]

I only have one to add.

 

YES. GM trucks are the only ones that ever fail. Why do you think other brands don't have service departments? Trade it in, log off, ask to have your account deleted... Shut Up.

[tobias]

Classic.

 

Don't you mean "obs" daddy?

 

 

Classic.

[thecraft]

YES. Jim does have too much free time.

[VMax2007]

YES. Jim does have too much free time.

 

YES, Jim is a RODB, even though he won't admit it. He has more money than God, shut up and worship him.

[carneyman]

YES. Jeff does have daddy issues. But daddy is now with a giraffe, so he is SOL.

[geektoad]

Anybody care to add to the list?

 

 

• YES. Jim is a crotchety old fawker, but we love him anyway. Shut up.

   

• YES. I said fawk. fawk you, you fawking fawker.

   

 

[geektoad]

forgot a couple:

 

 

• NO. You don't need to post a picture of your HIDs blowing out the sensor of your camera. They're bright, we get it.
  
• NO. You don't need to post a video of your new exhaust with the mic of your camcorder jammed up your tailpipe. That sounds like ass no matter what exhaust you have. Shoot from about 20 feet away so we can actually hear what it sounds like.
  

 

Sorry those broke the one-liner theme.

[VMax2007]

forgot a couple:

 

 

• NO. You don't need to post a picture of your HIDs blowing out the sensor of your camera. They're bright, we get it.

   

• NO. You don't need to post a video of your new exhaust with the mic of your camcorder jammed up your tailpipe. That sounds like ass no matter what exhaust you have. Shoot from about 20 feet away so we can actually hear what it sounds like.

   

 

Sorry those broke the one-liner theme.

 

But very worthy!

[Zembonez]

Sorry those broke the one-liner theme.

No worries. This is an open themed thread...

[thecraft]

• YES. Many GMT 900s now have drum brakes. Yes, they work just fine. Shut up.

   

• NO. We don’t care if your GMT 900 is special and has disc brakes. So what? Shut up.

   

 

Didn't notice that earlier, but THANK YOU!

[wlvrn1215]

NO. You Don't need to post a reply on a 6 year OLD thread!!!!!!!!

[carneyman]

YES. You must vote in every thread with a poll, even if its 7 years old and is about the correct red for clown shoes.