The Old Man

[Zembonez]

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

 

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

 

'90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'

 

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'

[VMax2007]

Jim, ya crazy-ass clown, you should know we have a "Joke thread". No need to create a new thread everytime some old fart from the "home" tells you a new joke.

[tobias]

[Zembonez]

Jim, ya crazy-ass clown, you should know we have a "Joke thread". No need to create a new thread everytime some old fart from the "home" tells you a new joke.

It's worth it if it ruffles Captain Correcto.

[tobias]

I'm lurking with chips rather than popcorn.

 

[pennzoil29]

[MarkD]

Funny!