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What Does Your Car Say About You?

 

Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Deville: I am a very good Mary Kay Salesperson

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people

Chevrolet Cavalier coupe: I start 11th grade in the fall

Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette.

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education and I voted for George Bush

Dodge Durango: I will not be caught dead in a Ford Explorer

Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Ford Explorer: I will not be caught dead in a minivan

Ford Mustang 5.0: I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Mustang 2.3: I avoid Yugos and VW microbuses at the stoplights

Ford Tempo: I teach fourth grade special education and I voted for Bill Clinton

Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit at all

Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years in order to get this car

Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending

Jaguar XJS V-12: I am so rich I will pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year

Lexus LS400: I am the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45

Lincoln Navigator: I don't bother comparing gas prices

Mercury Grand Marquis: I live for a game of bridge and covered supper dishes

Mercedes 600SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Biff

Mazda Miata: I am on my third divorce and/or midlife crisis. Also, I couldn't afford the Porsche or BMW

MGB: I am dating a mechanic

Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock

Porsche 928: I am dating big-haired women who would otherwise be inaccessable to me

Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys

Saturn SL1: I hope someday to make it to a gathering in Spring Hill

Saturn SL2: I made it to a gathering in Spring Hill

Volkswagen Beetle (New or Old): I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Volkswagen Jetta: I enjoy putting out engine fires

Volkswagen Microbus: I am tripping right now

Posted

Newbie,

 

You obviously didn't come up with this on your own did you???  Because if you did...  I agree with most of these choices, and that's scaring me a little...  :thumbs:

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Ford Tempo: I teach fourth grade special education and I voted for Bill Clinton

I feel sorry for any poor sap that falls under this one!  ;)  :thumbs:

Posted
I feel sorry for any poor sap that falls under this one!  ;)  :thumbs:

ROTFLMAO!   :D    ;)

 

I almost thought Stepside was gonna fall under the first one, but he has the wrong model.

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Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education and I voted for George Bush

While I'm still laughing at Paco's comment about Tom, I have to post this although I always promised myself I would never become involved in a political debate on the NET.  So this is just a rebuttle, and there is no reference what so-ever.  I will always support the Pres!!! (no matter what party affiliation)

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I think you forgot a few.

 

Ford F-150  I'm an idiot, just look at me, I think I have a truck, but I actually don't.

Toyota Tundra  Look at my bad-butt truck, it'll whoop your K3500, or thats what the salesman told me.

Pontiac Grand Prix  I am one cool dude.  :thumbs:

89 Chevy 1500 4x4  Me desperate?  Never.  Wanna shave my head miss?

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Pontiac Grand Prix  I am one cool dude.  :thumbs:

89 Chevy 1500 4x4  Me desperate?  Never.  Wanna shave my head miss?

I can't argue with the last one on the list   ;)  but when have you ever met a cool dude driving a Grand Prix?  I know I never have....    :D

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Newbie,

 

You obviously didn't come up with this on your own did you???  Because if you did...  I agree with most of these choices, and that's scaring me a little...  :thumbs:

As the Supreme Moderator of the newly instituted "Newbies Lighter Side of Trucks Forum" (See? I already renamed it.  I can do that.  I'm the Supreme Moderator) I cant reveal the sources of the material to be posted.  Its against one of my many new policys and procedures designed to keep my forum the top Humor Forum of ALL the humor forums on ALL the truck sites.  

 

That shouldnt be too difficult.

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Ford F-150  I'm an idiot, just look at me, I think I have

heh, at least i got a real truck instead of the white trash car of the century!  :D:thumbs:

Since when did you get a Chevy?

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but when have you ever met a cool dude driving a Grand Prix?  I know I never have....    :thumbs:

I know of one around these parts.  Has a dang nice white '97 two door.  Maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to meet this fine fellow.

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but when have you ever met a cool dude driving a Grand Prix?  I know I never have....    :thumbs:

I know of one around these parts.  Has a dang nice white '97 two door.  Maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to meet this fine fellow.

Oh really?

 

Cool!

 

I'm sure Kyle has always wanted to meet David HasselHoff.   :D

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Guys, this is the Humor Forum.  Since you insist on talking cars, I'm going to have to move this post over to my forum on.....oops.......slight kink in my forum set up.....

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