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[Jpshostr]

Little Johnny's at it again. A third grade teacher asked her students to

use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said "My family went to the

New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

 

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word

"fascinate".

 

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty

and I was fascinated."

 

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate'".

 

 

Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted

for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could

damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

 

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight."

[chevy4x4trucks]

:stupid: boobs

[DigUout]

LOL!!  Thanks Jp!

[Kansas Kid]

Not just DigUout liked that one.