Politically correct

[bassdog]

POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS ABOUT FEMALES  

 

 

She does not:

GET PMS

She becomes:

HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

 

She does not have:

A KILLER BODY

She is:

GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR

 

She is not:

A BAD COOK

She is:

MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

 

She is not:

A BAD DRIVER

She is:

AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

 

She is not:

EASY

She is:

HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

 

She does not:

CUT YOU OFF

She becomes:

HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

 

She does not:

HATE SPORTS ON TV

She is:

ATHLETICALLY BIASED

 

She does not:

WORK OUT TOO MUCH

She is an:

ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER

 

She is not:

HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS

She is:

MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

 

She is not:

COLD OR FRIGID

She is:

THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE

 

She does not:

WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP

She is:

COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

 

She will never:

GAIN WEIGHT

She will become:

A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

 

She is not:

A SCREAMER OR MOANER

She is:

VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

 

Her breast will never:

SAG

They will become:

GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

 

She does not have:

BIG HAIR

She is:

OVERLY AEROSOLED

 

She is not:

TOO SKINNY

She is:

SKELETALLY PROMINENT

[DigUout]

Her breast will never:

SAG

They will become:

GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

I hate that part -  

[NewbieZ71]

one more...shes not overweight...shes undertall...

[chevy4x4trucks]

She is not:

EASY

She is:

HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

 

:stupid: That one's great

 

Newbie you better watch out, bassdog's jokes are getting good, a little too good.  Just wait, he may try to overthrow you as the S.C.O.L.S.T.

[bassdog]

Newbie you better watch out, bassdog's jokes are getting good, a little too good.  Just wait, he may try to overthrow you as the S.C.O.L.S.T.

 

 

Na, just having some fun   . Newbie's doing a good job...

 

 

 

bassdog

[NewbieZ71]

She is not:

EASY

She is:

HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

 

:stupid: That one's great

 

Newbie you better watch out, bassdog's jokes are getting good, a little too good.  Just wait, he may try to overthrow you as the S.C.O.L.S.T.

MAybe.....but remember, he will have to get past my top notch protection team led by Special Agent Paco..........where is the little agent anyway?

[bassdog]

MAybe.....but remember, he will have to get past my top notch protection team led by Special Agent Paco..........where is the little agent anyway?

 

 

Doesn't look like I have much to worry about then  

 

bassdog