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10. You're passed three times by guys on riding mowers.

 

9. You notice he can't fully depress gas pedal because of all the Big Mac wrappers and soda cans.

 

8. Every time you get up around 45, people on the side of the road start clapping.

 

7. He stops for an oil change and his mechanic whispers to you that "it won't survive another car wash".

 

6. When you get ready to go for a ride he has to start it with help from the fire department and a catapult.

 

5. How fast can a truck go with all those VTEK stickers?

 

4. He stops for gas, truck doubles in value.

 

3. Kids keep waving you down to buy ice cream.

 

2. He keeps telling you he set a world speed record but those idiots from the Guinness Book won't talk to him because he's a rabbit.

 

1. It goes from 0 to 60 in 9 days.

chevy4x4trucks Senior Enthusiast

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Newbie, newbie, newbie...  I'm dissapointed, you left some stuff out:

 

In place of big mac wrappers, put chicken bones

 

You forgot that you always see a cop in the rear view

 

Other than that a very good list.

NewbieZ71 Senior Enthusiast

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OK, I'll go out on the limb.  Does he REALLY have a new F-150?  Oh sure, he SAYS he has a new F-150. Any proof?  A picture?  A scanned registration?  A scanned sticker?  I WANT PROOF!

 

Not to doubt you Paco, but dealerships dont usually sell to rabbits.

Jpshostr Senior Enthusiast

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9. You notice he can't fully depress gas pedal because of all the Big Mac wrappers and soda cans.

Actually, this should be Chik-fil-a wrappers, not Mickey D's.

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