I wonderful idea from our former president

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Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

 

I have the perfect way to prevent air hijackings, and at the same time to get our airline industry back on its feet.

 

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at undressed women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing an undressed woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again to see the strippers.

 

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

 

Now why didn't George Bush think of this?

 

Sincerely,

 

Bill Clinton

[HillHound]

Yep.  The only problem is that women flyers would start crying for equal rights...which would lead to male strippers with equal time on the planes!  Which means I'd be takin' the bus!

[Guest Friz]

Yeah, I don't want to see a "dangler" at eye level while I'm getting a pack of peanuts.

[gandolphxx]

Good grief, thats a terrible image to consider this early in the morning

[bluelab]

HillHound I am shocked the women should have equal rights!!!

 

If they want to get up an strip with the women flight attendants let them!!  

 

As for the thought of Male strippers..I think I would be on the bus as well.  Besides there has to be a safety regulation against it.

[Sarah99GXE]

As for the thought of Male strippers..I think I would be on the bus as well.  Besides there has to be a safety regulation against it.

ummm I"m not gonna go there......

[pacodiablo]

 Besides there has to be a safety regulation against it.

yeah, you could poke an eye or something else out!!  

[Sarah99GXE]

 Besides there has to be a safety regulation against it.

yeah, you could poke an eye or something else out!!  

LMAO that's where I was gonna go......

[General Lee 01]

 Besides there has to be a safety regulation against it.

yeah, you could poke an eye or something else out!!  

Or they could end up like that male stripper on Mad TV, and have their weenie explode in the pump.  :ehh: