IRS Audit

[Sarah99GXE]

>A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to

>audit an old Rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old

>Rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the

>candle?" The Rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every

>once in a while they send us a free candle.

>The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The

>Rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in

>a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls." The kid says, "And

>what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"

>The Rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they

>send us a little prick like you."

[gandolphxx]

Sarah - LMAO - you are begining to show real promise.

[HillHound]

Hmmm...I think I'll print this out and put in in the envelope when I send my check into the IRS in April    

[CityTruck]

 LMAO  

That's great!!!

[Sarah99GXE]

Sarah - LMAO - you are begining to show real promise.

[sincityZ71]

LMAO, that is a good one Sarah