BS bingo

[Kania2k1]

Got this from a local AM stations web site, gotta give them credit, don't want the po po at the doe!

The office game JR's been telling you about! First make a master B***S*** Bingo card (that way you can run as many copies as you need). Draw a 5 x 5 inch square. Divide it into colums...five across and five down. You'll have 25 1-inch squares. Then, write ONE of the following "catchy phrases" (the ones you hear in any boring-@ss meeting or long-winded conference call) in each of the squares.

 

"synergy"

"strategic fit"

"core competencies"

"paradigm"

"bottom line"

"revisit"

"in the loop"

"24/7"

"out of the loop"

"benchmark"

"value-added"

"proactive"

"win-win"

"think outside the box"

"fast track"

"results-driven"

"empower/empowerment"

"knowledge base"

"take ownership"

"mindset"

"client focus(ed)"

"ballpark"

"game plan"

"leverage"

"touch base"

 

Check off the appropriate square when you hear each word or phrase. When you have five squares across, up and down or diagonally, stand up and yell "B***S***" and YOU WIN! We've heard from dozens of satisfied users who swear by B***S*** Bingo. Try it at your next meeting or conference call.

 

I've got my card, do you?