Made me LOL!!

GreenRado · July 10, 2002

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to get started. They stroll through the house, and she points out the colors she wants.

She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like a nice beige."

The contractor mutters, "Umm, hmm...", pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"

Perplexed, the woman lets it slide as they continue into the next room. "Now in the dining room I'd like an off white, bright and airy." The contractor nods, makes another note on his pad of paper, then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"!

The homeowner is even more perplexed but still she's letting it slide. They move into the next room. She says, "Here in the bedroom, I'd like blue; a peaceful, cool blue."

The contractor nods, "Yea, OK, that's fine", writes a note... Yet again, he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"!

Finally overcome with curiousity, the woman has to ask, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "Oh, that... I got four blondes laying sod across the street."

pacodiablo · July 15, 2002

LOL

BDBWTE · October 18, 2002

lmao

k1500chevy97 · October 18, 2002

made me lol too

silverado man · October 29, 2002

funny .

fishinfreak · October 31, 2002

Since we are on the topic of blondes...here is one.

Don't peek at the link until you have read the following:

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied that she did not know, but this piece had always been there. "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one."

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had it hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

710