Jesus

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2 drunks are driving down the highway behind a preacher when the preacher suddenly swerves off the road and rolls his car. The 2 drunks decide to back up and see whats goin on. They walk up to the car and just about the time they get there the preacher climbs out and dusts himself off. The 2 drunks are astonished to see him alive and they ask him if he is ok just to be sure... The preacher responds "of course im ok... Ive got Jesus with me."  ;) one of the drunks says back to him "well GD! youd better let him ride with us! youre gonna kill him!

[BDBWTE]

nice

[BDBWTE]

Have you heard this one??

 

Jesus, Moses and this guy were golfing one day...

Moses tee's off and his ball lands in the water hazzard.  He walks up to the lake, parts the water and hits his ball up to the green.  The Jesus tee's off, hit's his ball right in the water hazzard.  Well he walks on the water and has the ball rise to the surface and hits the ball right to the green.  This other guy tee's off and sure enough he puts the ball right in the water hazzard too.  But a fish brings the ball to the surface and a bird swoops down and takes the ball out of the fishes mouth.. Then conitnued to drop it in the hole...

 

Moses says to Jesus, " I really hate it when he play golf with your dad"

[k1500chevy97]

lol geez religion