DISCLAIMER

[Batgirl]

A  woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled

upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and

lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked

if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope, sorry

three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a

one-wish genie. So ... what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in

the Middle East.

See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting

with each other and I want  all the Arabs to love Jews

and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about

world peace and harmony."

 

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be

reasonable. These countries have been at war for

thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a

bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT

good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish

and please be reasonable."

 

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've

never been able to find the right man. You know, one

that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps

with the house cleaning, and gets along with my family,

doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.

That's what I wish for ... a good man."

 

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and

said, "Let me see that freakin' map again."

 

 

 

Don't take this the wrong way guys...I love men, I just thought this was funny.

[TROYROBO]

       

[Elwood]

That is pretty funny.

[silverado man]

Haha  

[k1500chevy97]

LOL  

[BigPappa95]

:hail:        :werd:      :hail:

[MarkD]

[cowboy02]

What do ya mean?  I cook.........  Doesn't beer and Burgers on the grill count as cooking?    

I thought cleaning envolved vacuming the truck and washing the truck?     And I tollerate the family that is why we moved 500 Miles away from them, so I could tollerate them     I don't watch sports all the Time I take a break for the news..........

 

 

 

Good joke though.....

[95whtZR2]

I have had a s*%tty day, and now I am actually smiling...      

 

 

thanks,

Tom

[silverado man]

What do ya mean?  I cook.........  Doesn't beer and Burgers on the grill count as cooking?    

I thought cleaning envolved vacuming the truck and washing the truck?     And I tollerate the family that is why we moved 500 Miles away from them, so I could tollerate them     I don't watch sports all the Time I take a break for the news..........

 

 

 

Good joke though.....

so true.          

[Batgirl]

Glad to help lumberjack...

[Wingnut]

What do ya mean?  I cook.........  Doesn't beer and Burgers on the grill count as cooking?    

I thought cleaning envolved vacuming the truck and washing the truck?     And I tollerate the family that is why we moved 500 Miles away from them, so I could tollerate them     I don't watch sports all the Time I take a break for the news..........

 

 

 

Good joke though.....

so true.          

Mans 4 basic food groups:

 

1. Canned

2. Frozen

3. Microwavable

4. Beer

[Stepside Z]

Mans 4 basic food groups:

 

1. Canned

2. Frozen

3. Microwavable

4. Beer

I can live with those food groups but there is one more. Take out.

[Wingnut]

Mans 4 basic food groups:

 

1. Canned

2. Frozen

3. Microwavable

4. Beer

I can live with those food groups but there is one more. Take out.

Nope, falls into the "microwavable" section.

 

Depending on where you get it from, it also will come from "frozen" as well.

[EnergyFX]

what about delivery?  Frozen is usually microwaved so they are pretty much the same, Delivery could fill in the gap.