Know when to shut up...

[pacodiablo]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"  

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."  

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"  

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."  

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).  

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"  

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"  

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."  

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"  

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."  

WIFE: - - - silence - - -  

HUSBAND: "Poop." (Edited, but I'm sure you can figure it out.)

 

From: DainBramage on TRS...

[Frank S]

Busted!    

[TROYROBO]

 

[k1500chevy97]

Next is "slap"

[The SPEEDY]

[cowboy02]

Rule of thumb...............

 

Make sure the chick your dating uses the same clubs !!!