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[Wingnut]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

 

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?".

 

The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were still only 15?" he asks solemnly.

 

"Yes I do" she replies.

 

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?"

 

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

 

"And do you remember when he shoved his shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

 

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

 

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said........ "I would have got out today."

[greyghost03]

 

[cowboy02]

D'oh..........

[TROYROBO]

old but still