Calling all patriots

elboberino · February 3, 2004

We all know that it is a sin for a taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!

GM GIMP · February 4, 2004

Sure hope it's not an "old folks" neighborhood.

sschevyz71 · February 6, 2004

k1500chevy97 · February 6, 2004

TROYROBO · February 7, 2004

bummed-n-Md · February 9, 2004

to quote Jeff Foxworthy:

"Ladies I'll tell you whats on mens minds. Its not what will I wear today, how do I feel, do I look good in this or anything like that.

When you ask a man "what's he thinking about" its simple. I want a beer and I want to see something naked, Thats it. nothing more complicated than that."

bummed.