City sucks...

[pacodiablo]

There are all these d**n squirrels in the yard and I hate them. They chew on my truck, they chew on the house, they chase the birds and chipmunks that don't do anything to anybody and they make noises. I want to shoot all of the f**kers...I would like to send a buck shot into them and vaporize them...but no, that would scare the yuppies next door because guns are bad, blah blah blah...yeah, I hate the city. It sucks in the city.

[The SPEEDY]

hmm... I live in the country and we have squirrels. OH! I see, it's just because you can't shoot them. Just get you a nice pellet gun. I shot one the other day with mine. D@mn things keep eating the strawberries in the back yard.

 

I would like to put out some corn or something out for them to eat and sit on the back porch with a deer rifle and blow them away, but somebody is sure to hear the sound of a 300 weatherby mag going off so I stick to the .177 air rifle.