FLAT TIRE TEXAS STYLE

[PELICAN]

> >"What to do when you get a flat tire... Texas style"

> > >

> > >A good ol' boy had a flat tire, pulled off on the side

> > >of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers

> > >in front of his pickup truck and one behind it. Then

> > >just stood back and waited.

> > >

> > >A passerby from the city studied the scene as he drove

> > >by and was so curious he turned around and went back.

> > >He asked the fellow what the problem was.

> > >

> > >The fellow replied, "Flat tire."

> > >

> > >In response the passerby asked, "But, what's with the

> > >flowers?"

> > >

> > >The man responded, "When ya' break down they tell ya'

> > >to put flares in the front and flares in the back, I

> > >ain't never understood it neither.

[atomoverride]

HAHAHA....good one...