Clean underwear...

[Scyry]

Always wear clean underwear in public,

especially when working under your vehicle...

 

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this

story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,

only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man

told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the

car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of

people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of

male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man

was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into

glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she

dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,

and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet,

she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her

husband who was standing idly by.

 

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his

forehead.

[99silveradoz71]

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