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Scyry

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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to

Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy

winter. They planned to stay at the very same

hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years

earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it >was

difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to

Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down

the >following day.

 

 

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a

computer in his room, so he decided to send an

e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally

left >out one letter in her e-mail address, and

without realizing his error, he sent the

e-mail.

 

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had

just returned home from her husband's funeral.

He was a minister of many years who was called

home to glory following a sudden heart attack.

The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting

messages of condolence from relatives and

friends.

 

After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his

mother on the floor, and saw the computer

screen which read:

 

 

To: My Loving Wife. Subject: I've Arrived Date:

16 January 2004 I know you're surprised to hear

from me. They have computers here now and you

are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I

see that everything has been prepared for your

arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you

then! > >Hope your journey is as uneventful as

mine was.

 

 

 

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

  • 3 years later...
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VMax2007

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:crackup:

 

There aren't very many times when I say "LOL" or post the laughing smilies when I actually did LOL. But this was one of them. Still LMAO!!!

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cambo

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I think I just slightly pissed myself.

 

 

TMI

 

I think you need to tell that to the guy who wrote this e-mail.

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