Polish Divorce

[Scyry]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his

English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he

rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce

for him very quick."

 

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the

circumstances, and asked him the

following questions:

 

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

 

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

 

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

 

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

 

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

 

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

 

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

 

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

 

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof."

 

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on

shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'"

[PELICAN]

HA HA, good one