25 Signs You Have Grown Up

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25 Signs You Have Grown Up

 

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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

 

 

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

 

 

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

 

 

 

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

 

 

 

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

 

 

 

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

 

 

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

 

 

 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

 

 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

 

 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

 

 

10. You're the one calling the police because those F@CKING kids

next door who won't turn down the stereo.

 

 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

 

 

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

 

 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

 

 

 

 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

 

16. You take naps.

 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,

rather than settle, your stomach.

 

 

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms

and pregnancy tests.

 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

 

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

 

 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never

going to drink that much again."

 

 

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

 

 

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

 

 

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them

instead of asking "Oh s**t what the hell happened?"

 

Bonus:

 

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that

doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know

they'll enjoy it & do the same.

[MS3DALE]

Boy,Everything on that list is sooooo true!!!

Almost all of them apply to me

[OUMike]

I dunno about no. 16. Pretty much everyone I know (college level) takes naps in between classes or between school and work. I seem to be the exception.