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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab

driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question

to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're

as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance

to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing

you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single

and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy! with a kiss that would make

a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab

Driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going

to a Halloween party."

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