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> A reminder to all you husbands/boyfriends or potentials out there....

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> >>>A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

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> >>>His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the

> >>>driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

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> >>>The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She

> >>>opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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> >>>Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

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