thought this funny

[PELICAN]

> A reminder to all you husbands/boyfriends or potentials out there....

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

> >>>

> >>>His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the

> >>>driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She

> >>>opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

> >>>

> >>>

> >>>Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

[99silveradoz71]

Soon to be a classic

[antig24]

That's awesome

[WI_Dave]

 

Nice!

[NOS#9BIGMAC]

 

aint that the truth...

[PaulieK]

I thought it was funny, but for some reason the wife did not. Go figure!

[kjjz28]

Here I thought she was getting a 9mm pistol with some ammo!