What do retired people do all day?

[PELICAN]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make

their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a

cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on

man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and

continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another

ticket for having worn tires.

So, I called him a sh**head. He finished the second ticket and put it on

the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I

didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day

now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

[99silveradoz71]

Nice

[JAMIEZ71]

That's just funny.

[PaulieK]

Now I know why I got all those tickets!!!!!!!!!

[blue-sierra]

LMAO...Im sure someone has done that before....