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Our just turned 3-year old daughter is basically potty trained now, but she needs help when she goes #2.

 

I was helping her the other day when she got a little "gassy" on the pot.  I said "That was a "GOOD ONE" Hannah".

 

Her reply was....  "I can FART just like you dad....".   LMAO

 

I guess I need show a little more self control...  (still LMAO!!)

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The thing I like best about kids is their blatant honesty.

pacodiablo Senior Enthusiast

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once when i was a baby, my parents were at a party and my dad was carrying me around on his shoulders when i threw up on his head.  i don't remember it (i was less than a year old), but it was prolly cool  :devil:

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Quote from General Lee 01, posted on Nov. 14 2001,01:32

I certainly remember atleast 3 times when i embarrassed my mother and once I embarrassed my Grandfather..... :devil: (I don't know if I should tell about them.....:D)

 

TELL US! TELL US!

General Lee 01 Senior Enthusiast

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Ok, well, this is the most tame one I have...:devil:

 

Well, One of the more popular movies around when I was little was BeetleJuice. So my family and I would watch it alot when I was little. There's this one particular scene where the Deceased couple first meet beetlejuice, in the guy's model.

 

Well, after they get mad at him and leave him alone in the model, he throws a fit. And my favorite part of the movie was when he kicked down a fake tree and yelled "Nice F**king model!"

 

So, We were in a restaraunt one day in Hatteras, NC visiting with family members I had never met before (keep in mind, I'm 3 or 4 years old). Well, the waitress comes over to take our order and i yell "Nice F**king model!". I don't remember doing it but mom tells me these days that everbody laughed so hard.

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That's funny but so true. You never know what they will copy. It seems that they pick up on your worst traits, not your best ones. ???

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I don't know if I should tell you this, but as a teacher, I hear some good ones from kids,,,,,,,coming from HOME.  There are no secrets, guys!!!!    This is especially true with the elementary school kids.   Bob

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