Lion Tamer

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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two

people show up. One is a older man in his mid-sixties

and the other is a gorgeous,

dark-skinned, brunette in her mid-twenties.

 

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar

coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last

tamer, so you guys better be good or you're history.

Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who

wants to try out first?"

 

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the

chair, the whip, and

the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

 

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge

her. About half way there, she throws open her coat

revealing her beautiful body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls

up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He

continues to lick her entire body for several

minutes, and then rests his head at her feet.

 

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says,

"I've never seen a display like that in my life."

 

He then turns to the older man and asks, "Can you top

that?"

 

The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."

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