My Daddy the Dancer

[Scyry]

My Daddy the Dancer

 

 

 

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did

 

for a living. All the typical answers came up--- fireman, mechanic,

 

businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little

 

Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded

 

him about his father's work, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in

 

a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they

 

put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is real good, he will go

 

home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher,

 

obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work

 

on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that

 

really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the

 

Democratic Nat'l Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to

 

be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front

 

of the other kids."

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[Clavin78]

the sad thing is that it is true

[ZZebes]

Good God