As I Get Older..i See Things Differently

[grampadirt]

Jusy sitting here in my chair I got to thinking how life is now....

1)I have to get up every 2 hrs. to pee

2)My wife snores louder

3)My bones and joints hurt more,but I can still hold a beer

4)I cut myself easier(usually when I'm working on one of my toys)and I don't notice it 'til I feel a ''wet'' sensation on my skin

5)I have less patience

6)I see more skin and less hair on the top of my head

7)My hair is gray

8)I can be blonde again when my daughter colors my hair(a professional hairdresser)

9)When my daughter cuts my hair she buzzes it (see #7)

10)I take a nap after I eat

11)My toenails are getting funny looking and need to use heavy duty wire cutters to trim them

12)I appreciate my grandkids more,especially when they get me an MGD so I don't have to get up

13)It takes enough time on the ''pot'' to read entire issue of 4Wheeler magazine

14)I have a great-granddaughter

so now I'm retired and having a good time with my toys,but my wife now says ''get off your a__ and paint the house'' !!

 

life is good,take advantage Gary

[Wingnut]

Nice

 

I've got half of that going on, but I'm only 36!

[dietz4ibanez]

Wow I am sure glad that I dont have any of that going on... I am sure it wont be long though...

 

Dang Daddy must be going through all of that But he has 1 up on you which is strange he is going through menopause.

[tobias]

Wow I am sure glad that I dont have any of that going on... I am sure it wont be long though...

 

Dang Daddy must be going through all of that But he has 1 up on you which is strange he is going through menopause.

 

Failenator strikes again!

[grampadirt]

Once in a while I get pissed at the damndest little thing my wife does,like a switch she flips in me(and she knows exactly where that switch is),she then says 'what? are you on the rag?" Is that a pre-curser to manopause?

Gary