Shampow.. I Mean Wow..!

[Darkanion]

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/peop...-032809.article

 

[GARB55]

 

 

[pennzoil29]

Why in the f**k would you kiss a prostitute?

[ScottyBoy]

You should have known someone as annoying as him has to pay for sex.

[VMax2007]

Why in the f**k would you kiss a prostitute?

 

Maybe he was in love with her?

 

[Schmids5.3l]

"You'll love my nuts fist"

[geektoad]

...and the smoking gun link because the mug shot is fantastic!

insert shamwow joke here...

 

 

PS. someone needs to take this story and make a parody of Hansen's "MmmBop" out of it.

[Alljackedup408]

rofl!!!

[Zembonez]

You should have known someone as annoying as him has to pay for sex.

+1

[VMax2007]

You should have known someone as annoying as Jim has to pay for sex.

+1

 

 

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[Zembonez]

You should have known someone as annoying as Jeff has to pay for sex.

+1

 

 

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[VMax2007]

You should have known someone as annoying as Jeff has to pay for sex.

+1

 

 

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Oh, how original....

 

[Zembonez]

You should have known someone as annoying as Jeff has to pay for sex.

+1

 

 

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Oh, how original....

 

 

Funny... that's EXACTLY what I though!

 

What can I say... great minds...

 

 

 

 

 

[97SierraGMC]

lol that mugshot doesn't even look like him in the commercial

[mr_bots]

Some quotes from the commerical that might fit a hooker situation: "holds 20 times it's weight in liquid," "doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess," "we're gonna do this in real time...turn it over without even putting any pressure," "virtually dry on the bottom," "you'll be sayin wow everytime," "I can't live without it, I just love it," "one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom."