Shampow.. I Mean Wow..!

Darkanion · March 28, 2009

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/peop...-032809.article

GARB55 · March 28, 2009

pennzoil29 · March 28, 2009

Why in the f**k would you kiss a prostitute?

ScottyBoy · March 28, 2009

You should have known someone as annoying as him has to pay for sex.

VMax2007 · March 28, 2009

Why in the f**k would you kiss a prostitute?

Maybe he was in love with her?

Schmids5.3l · March 28, 2009

"You'll love my nuts fist"

geektoad · March 28, 2009

...and the smoking gun link because the mug shot is fantastic!

insert shamwow joke here...

PS. someone needs to take this story and make a parody of Hansen's "MmmBop" out of it.

Alljackedup408 · March 28, 2009

rofl!!!

Zembonez · March 28, 2009

You should have known someone as annoying as him has to pay for sex.

+1

VMax2007 · March 28, 2009

You should have known someone as annoying as Jim has to pay for sex.

+1

Zembonez · March 28, 2009

You should have known someone as annoying as Jeff has to pay for sex.

+1

VMax2007 · March 28, 2009

You should have known someone as annoying as Jeff has to pay for sex.

+1

Oh, how original....

Zembonez · March 28, 2009

You should have known someone as annoying as Jeff has to pay for sex.

+1

Oh, how original....

Funny... that's EXACTLY what I though!

What can I say... great minds...

97SierraGMC · March 29, 2009

lol that mugshot doesn't even look like him in the commercial

mr_bots · March 29, 2009

Some quotes from the commerical that might fit a hooker situation: "holds 20 times it's weight in liquid," "doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess," "we're gonna do this in real time...turn it over without even putting any pressure," "virtually dry on the bottom," "you'll be sayin wow everytime," "I can't live without it, I just love it," "one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom."