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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following.

 

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

 

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."

 

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justta tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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A rich businessman came home from work one day just before Christmas and told his wife, "Dear, the company is holding heir Christmas party tonight and I want you to come with me to finally meet my boss and co-workers. I know you don't like parties or big crowds, but I'd really like you to go with me this time."

 

The wife agreed and they went to the party together. The man introduced his wife to his boss and some of his friends from work. After only a half-hour, the wife went up to her husband and said she wasn't having fun and just wanted to go home.

 

"Alright, if you want to go - you can take the car, and I'll find a ride home later," he said disappointingly.  

 

The wife got home and after entering the house, she startled the butler, who was laying on the sofa watching TV. The wife quickly went over to the butler and asked him to take off her blouse. He did. Then she asked him to take off her skirt. He did. Finally, she yelled, "Take off my bra!"

 

The butler did as he was told. And then the wife said, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you are fired!"

NewbieZ71 Senior Enthusiast

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I think both these guys deserve a stage. :thumbs:  :D

Yes, a stage....but there cant be a stage online now can there???.....what could there be what could there be..........can you spell FORUM???????????????

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Yes, a stage....but there cant be a stage online now can there???.....what could there be what could there be..........can you spell FORUM? [???] ? [???] ? [???] ???

That's kinda what I was thinking.

And no I can't spell FOUREM. :thumbs:

NewbieZ71 Senior Enthusiast

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Yes, a stage....but there cant be a stage online now can there???.....what could there be what could there be..........can you spell FORUM? [???] ? [???] ? [???] ???

That's kinda what I was thinking.

And no I can't spell FOUREM. :thumbs:

Well, two votes for FORUM.....one more and (as Arlo Guthrie would say) we'll be A MOVEMENT!!!! The Lighter Side of Trucks Forum MOVEMENT.....!

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I'm thinking of nominating Kansas Kid for the "Lighter Side of Trucks" moderator.  He's got some funny material!   :thumbs:

Its about dang time somebody nominates me for this job.  Heck, I've only posted 3/4 of the jokes posted in all of the threads Newbie has started.  So I vote for co-moderators of the new forum.  LOL

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I'm thinking of nominating Kansas Kid for the "Lighter Side of Trucks" moderator.  He's got some funny material!   :thumbs:

Its about dang time somebody nominates me for this job.  Heck, I've only posted 3/4 of the jokes posted in all of the threads Newbie has started.  So I vote for co-moderators of the new forum.  LOL

Oh sure!!!  Real BRAVE guy who sailed over AFTER Columbus?  Real BRAVE guy who stepped on the moon SECOND?  Real BRAVE guy who was SECOND storming the beach at Normandy (OK, he was a really brave guy but you get my point)  I was there first!!  Get you own darn idea you idea stealer you.

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