Ok, last one for now.

[MadFish]

> A heart specialist doctor died and they're having his

> funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge heart.

> When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone

> said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled

> inside, then the heart closed.

>

> Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.

> The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

> "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

> "What's so funny about that?"

> "I'm a gynecologist."

> °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

> WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . . A recent survey was conducted

> to discover why men get out of bed in the  middle of the

> night.  5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12%

> said  it  was to go the toilet, 83% said it was to go home.

> °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

> THE PERFECT BREAKFAST . . . as a man sees it. . . You're

> sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the

> box

> of  Wheaties.  Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.

> And your wife is on  the back of the milk carton.